A very tough user By Michael i'm 15years old This Story is not for people who don't like guns (theres a lot of killing and death) I got some help from my sis (like the names and stuff) Okay i realy hate reeboot but i saw my sis (who LOVES reeboot) reading fanfics and thought i could rip them off or suming and make it better (for me that is), so here goes. First of all the names sucked so here are better ones. Friscit = Biscuit Enzo = Zero Matrix = D.O.R.K. Young Andraia = T.W.I.T. Older Andraia = Babe (shez the only cool one in the reeboot series) Bob = Larry Dot = Spot Phong = Hong Kong Ray Tracer = Sufer Guy Megabyte = Motherboard Hexadecimal = Hexeditor Mouse = Rat Binomes South Park = all the characters (they RULE!!!) The Nirvana wanabe's = a band who wants to be like nirvana (i was listning to it while i wrote this) ---------- -The user- ---------- Lara Croft (she RULEZ!!!) I'll make the game (the game in the story) as close to the real thing as possible. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- in the diner The Nirvana wanabe's are playing in the background The South Park bionomes are swearing at each other about how cool nirvana is Babe is talking to Hong Kong and Surfer Guy about how her friends died long ago Babe = It all started of like this..... blury wavy flashback Biscuit, Zero, D.O.R.K., Babe, Lary and Spot where all at the diner talking and having a good time when sudenly a game came without warning and landed on the diner. They were all in the game then, and it was Tomb Raider3 !!! Biscuit was a doberman T.W.I.T. was a... a.... ummmmm a.... a who cares shez suming Zero was a Guard D.O.R.K. was a Guard Babe was an imortal (the imortals were a project gone wrong, you need to give them embalming fluid in the real tomb3) Lary was a Dinosaur Spot was a Frogman (or should I say Froglady) Zero = This is so cool !!!!! Lary = Calm down Zero, why am i the dinosaur? Babe = hehehe, sorry lary Biscuit was behind T.W.I.T. and saw his chance...... Biscuit pounced on T.W.I.T. and breaks her neck (author = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I dont like her, she's scary) Zero = BAD dog BAD dog Zero then pets and whispers to biscuit "GOOOD dog VERY GOOD dog" Everyone who saw T.W.I.T. die didn't really care that she was dead Spot = oh well, lets find the user and get this over with Biscuit = bark bark woof woof! D.O.R.K. = yes, biscuit's right lets split up, we'll find the user faster that way Spot = o.k. then, so every one keep a look out for lara croft and shoot on sight shez got new weapons now. they all split up and looked for lara Lara spots Lary first beacause he's so big and whips out her rocket launcher, lary hears lara's footsteps and turns round only to face a rocket. K A B O O O M Bits of lary fly everywhere Biscuit, Zero, D.O.R.K., Babe and Spot all feel the explosion and sense lary is no more lara and biscuit both end up face to face with each other at a corner, biscuit ponces at lara but just misses here lara rolls over to face biscuit and she quickly draws her uzis. biscuit turns round only to be pumed full of led and dies quickly Zero, D.O.R.K., Babe and Spot here gun fire and wonder if lara is dead or not Zero finds his dog dead and runs to find D.O.R.K. Zero = biscuit's DEAD boohoohoo sob sob sob D.O.R.K. = dont worry, we'll get you a new one when we get back, lets find lara then D.O.R.K. and Zero look for lara only to see her at the end of a long passage D.O.R.K. runs towards her firing his gun and lara ducks and dodges Zero stands there staring at lara, oogling at every pixel of her body lara grabs for here MP5 and fires away at D.O.R.K. D.O.R.K. flies backwards and lies there bleeding Zero knows whats going to happen to him now and falls to his knees beging lara draws her grenade launcher and fires at zero who explodes in to many peices Babe and Spot check there pads and see that every one else is KIA Spot was in an underwater passage looking for lara when she felt something in her leg, she looks at her leg and notices that she has a harpoon in her leg, Spot turns round to look for lara but cant see here. Spot goes back down the underwater passage to look for lara when suddenly she sees 3 harpooons coming towars her, with no room to turn or dodge she swims as fast as possible to lara but never got close enough to fire at her, Spot gets 3 harpoons in her chest and dies then floats to the roof of the passage. Babe's pad starts beeping Pad = You are the last one alive Babe was startled by the message but knows that she must go on. Babe carys on and finds her self in a darkish room but with enough light to see. In the room there was a big chair, two doors and a sort of pedastill Lara opens the door a see's Babe, Babe takes a defencive stance and looks at lara lara dosn't atempt to shoot at babe but walks up to her, babe stands normally then. Lara puts her hand into her pocket and takes out a tube of embalming fluid then hands it over to Babe. Babe then remembers something blury wavy flashback Babe remember zero playing tomb raider3 on his game pad and zero was playing as lara zero playing as lara was in a darkish room and gave a tube to an imortal, the imortal then put the tube on a pedistall, then the level ended blury wavy flashin Babe walks up to the pedistall and places the embalming fluid on it Stoopid voice = G A M E O V E R babe finds her self in the diner by her self at the table where all here friends were, but her friend wern't there. blury wavy flashin babe = and so you see, thats how my friends died so long ago The Nirvana wanabe's start crying at the sad story Hong Kong starts crying (author = hahahahahahahahahaha) The South Park bionomes start laughing babe = mr. guy, you........ Surfer Guy = please, call me surfer babe = ok, surfer you arent even showing a tear, why not?? surfer guy = i never knew them that well Hong Kong cries even harder (author = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) The South Park bionomes start laughing even harder Hong Kong stops crying Hong Kong = oh by the way babe, Motherboard and Rat are having a party at Hexeditor's place, are you going? babe = ok, but only if you two are going T H E E N D --------------- That was fun wasn't it!! Please send all comments, complaints and death threats to chilli_beanz@hotmail.com