A cool story where the dorky Matrix gets hurt.
By none other than M¡¢hæÏ ( Çh¡ÎΡ ßêåñz )

It all started when Matrix tried to make the moves on Andriaiaiaia (the nice looking one) (like shed EVER go out with him) so she dislocated Matrix's arm (cause she hates his ugly face!) Matrix screams "AAAARRHH THE PAAAAIIIN!!!!!" then she twists his arm in a circle then pops it back into his socket, Matrix screams "AAAARRHH THE PAAAAIIIN!!!!!". Bob then sees Andriaiaiaia and say's "how dare you try steal my boyfriend!", he then sees Matrix and says "oh Matrix, what has that auful person done to you!" (Bob is a bit uhhhh... bent) so Bob dislocates Matrix's arm (again) Matrix screams "AAAARRHH THE PAAAAIIIN!!!!!" and Bob untwists it then pops it in again. Matrix screams "AAAARRHH THE PAAAAIIIN!!!!!".